lets start a swedish sibling band together
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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