she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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