There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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