I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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