I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
