Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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