Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
