How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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