somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize