I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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