We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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