I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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