why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
