The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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