I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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