my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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