Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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