don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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