i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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