dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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