I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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