When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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