Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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