She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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