sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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