Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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