My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize