We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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