at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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