I CAN MOONWALK!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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