I'm lost and stupid without you.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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