There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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