I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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