How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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