Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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