Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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