The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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