Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
