doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
And then he peed in my hair
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