Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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