whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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