there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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