yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize