And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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