But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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