I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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