I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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