So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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