remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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