1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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