Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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