I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
