Dual....:-)
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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