I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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