Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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