could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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