She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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