i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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